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Inspirational greeting cards, You’re older and younger than literally everyone

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This age-friendly card cleverly adds on to the tired statement, you’re old, with the reminder that literally everyone is older and younger than everyone else. A thoughtful and inspiring card for many occasions, including birthdays, retirement, or to provide a much-needed shot of encouragement.

Outside: You’re older and younger than literally everyone

Inside: The inside is a BLANK canvas, ready for you to add your heartfelt message, making your card extra special for the recipient.
Here’s what you get
- Single-fold greeting card, featuring original designs.
- Blank inside, ready for your personalized message.
- Boutique size (A2), 4.25 x 5.5-inch card.
- Matching envelope.
- Positive, heartfelt sentiments that celebrate aging and support the pro aging movement
- Perfect for birthday celebrations, retirement, thinking of you, but thoughtful anytime.
- Alternative to ageist birthday cards that do not fit any occasion.
- Cards are printed on recycled card stock that is FSC certified.
- Featuring designs that use minimal ink, using recyclable cartridges made from recycled materials.
- No plastic or cellophane is used in packaging.
- See our current offers for FREE shipping.
- Designed, printed, and packaged in Lakewood, Colorado USA.
- Not in the U.S.? Sorry, we aren’t able to offer international shipping at this time.
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